Pepe Le Pew
A man and woman were returning to the United States from France. While in France they decided to buy a pet skunk and smuggle it into the United States in a Carry-on bag. On their way through Customs they were sent to Agriculture Inspection. Now frightened that they will be examined ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Butt Ugly Pickup Artist
A man is sitting in a bar accross from an incredibly beautiful woman. Pretty soon the ugliest guy he has ever seen sits down and starts talking to her. After just a few minutes they get up together and leave. The next week he is in the same bar and another ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Liberace Goes To Hell
Elvis, Chris Farley and Liberace are all in heaven and they are bored, so after much begging and pleading with Saint Peter they are allowed back on Earth for one day just to break the monotony. However Saint Peter sets just one rule That if they sin they will go to ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Gravy Ladle
An elderly priest invited a young priest over for dinner. During the meal, the young priest couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening he started to wonder if there was more between the elderly priest and the housekeeper than met the eye. ......
Written on 12/06/2009

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