The Goodnight Kiss
The Goodnight Kiss One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her Darling, would you give me ......
Written on 09/09/2008

A Fly In The Pint....
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Chef's Special
A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Death Bed Confession...
Becky was on her deathbed, with her husband Jake at her side. He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face. Her pale lips moved. "Jake, " she said. "Hush, " he quickly interrupted, "don't talk." But she insisted. "Jake, " she said in her tired voice. "I ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Remembering The Old Days
"Oh John, do you remember, the last time we were up here was 25 years ago and we made love for the very first time near an old disused barn. I wonder if we could find it again." "I shouldn't think it'd be here after all this time." he said, "but ......
Written on 11/09/2008