Never Bring Your Wife To A Strip Club...
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no, " says Dave. "He's on my ......
Written on 24/09/2008

Guy Things
Some Guy Quotes: "I'M GOING FISHING": Translation: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "IT'S A GUY THING" Translation: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no ......
Written on 29/09/2008

Tattoo
A woman goes to a tattoo artist and asks to have her boyfriends name tattooed on her ass for a birthday present. The artist says OK what's his name. Brandon Broncowitz says the lady. The artist says thats a lot of letters. Maybe it would be better to just put his ......
Written on 29/09/2008

Rich Man, Poor Man
A rich man and a poor man were sitting in a bar late one night. They were talking about different things and then the poor man asked the rich man what he bought his wife for her birthday. "I got her a brand new Mercedes Benz and a 24-karat diamond ring," ......
Written on 30/09/2008

Frog Gives Head
A woman went to the pet store looking for a birthday gift for her husband. She asked the clerk if he had anything unusual or special. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for 50.00. Would you like to see it?" 50.00?? For a Frog??" asked ......
Written on 02/10/2008