Practice On Trees
This son goes to his father and says "Daddy it is time that I had sex." THe father responds "You are only 12 and have had no practice. You can do it when you are 13 but you need to go practice on the trees." When the boy has his 13th ......
Written on 09/09/2008

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A man went to his buddy and said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. Any suggestions?" The friend said, "Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." The ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Guess My Age
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends 5, 000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Where The Hell Did I Put That Thing?!
Last night after I put some posts up and reviewed a few profiles, I thought to myself it would probably be a good time, seeing as I had the house to myself for the rest of the night, it might be a good time to dim the lights, put on a ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Pride & Joy
Four friends were having dinner at a restaurant.The first guy said, "My son is my pride & joy, he started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel and now he's the CEO.He's become so rich that he gave his best friend a new top of the line ......
Written on 09/09/2008