A woman arrives home from the doctors having been for a regular routine medical check up and she is looking very pleased with herself.

Her husband asks: "So why are you looking so pleased with yourself then, what did th doctor have to say?" She replies "Well, actually the doctor said to me for a woman of 40, I look fabulous for my age, I have a fabulous face and a really fantastic body!" "Oh yeah!...?" responds the husband.

"...

and what did he say about your 40 year old c**t?" She says - "Oh well actually darling he didn't mention you at all!"