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Guide to Translating Ads on Adult FriendFinder Independent Thinker . . . . . . . Crazy. High-Spirited . . . .

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. Crazy and irresponsible.

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Anorexic.

Petite I am.

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Dynamic . .

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Manic-depressive and boring. Looking for MrMs Right.

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Looking for MrMs Rich. Very Human .

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Quasimodo. Uninhibited . . . .

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Mean and lacking basic social skills. Aging Child . . . . .

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Undependable. Young at Heart .

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Over 40. Youthful .

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Over 50 and in major denial. Chatty . . . . . . . . . . . . . Never shuts up.

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Watches too much TV and never shuts up.

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A Workaholic Social Drinker. . . . . . . . .Alcoholic Non-Drinker.

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Unemployed Financially secure I am. .

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Passionate . . . . . . . . . . .

REALLY horny.

 

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