Need For A Spa...

Human body summoned a meeting. Everybody attends meetings - why the body shouldn't? Brain was the chairman.

"I need to go to a spa, " uttered Heart." "Why?" asked Brain.

"I had two attacks, the stress endangers me." "Well, go to rest in the spa, " decided Brain.

"We need spa too, " declared Lungs. "We smoke forty cigarettes a day, and breathe smog. We need it.

" "OK, you will get spa." Suddenly, the thin of P***S voice appeared: "I need spa too.

" "Who's that?" shouted Brain.

"P***S? IS THAT YOU? "Stand up!" "I wouldn't need spa if I could...

" "The Impossible Always Takes a Little Longer"

 

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