A visitor to the mental institution asked the director how he decided which patients should be kept in.

the director said "we fill up a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon a cup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bath tub".

the visitor said "oh i see, a normal person would choose the bucket because its the biggest".the director said "no, a normal person would pull the f**king plug out.

would you like a bed near the window?"