Octopus walks into a bar and says, "i bet i can play any musical instrument you have".a man gives him a guitar and he plays like jimi hendrix.

another says "can you play this piano?"he plays it better than elton john.a scotsman hands him a set of bagpipes and the octopus looks confused.the scotsman says "aye ya can ne play that one?"octopus says "play it, im gonna f**king shag it when i get its pyjamas off"