A man walks into a pharmacists and asks where the tampons are.

Pharmacist replies: "over there by the cotton wool" The man comes back with cotton wool and toilet rool.

Puzzled, the pharmacists says: "I thought you wanted tampons" The man replies: "I asked her to get me cigarettes and she got me baccy and rizas.

So tonight she can roll her f**king own!" Lots of hugs and kisses....

SexySan89