A MAN PLAYFULLY PINCHED HIS WIFE ON THE BUTT AND SAID, "IF YOU FIRMED THIS UP, WE COULD GET RID OF YOUR CONTROL-TOP PANTYHOSE." THEN HE PINCHED HER BREASTS AND SAID, "AND IF YOU FIRMED THESE UP, WE COULD GET RID OF YOUR BRAS.

" FURIOUS, SHE GRADDED HIS P***S AND SAID, "WELL, IF YOU FIRMED THIS UP, WE COULD GET RID OF THE GARDENER, THE POOLMAN, THE POSTMAN AND YOUR BROTHER."COLOR red