Q: What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey? A: Most of the time, you get an onion with big ears. But once in a while, JUST once in a while, you get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes. Q. What do a Rubix cube and a p***s have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator? A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.