Diamond Earrings

The minute I walked into the post office, the postmaster noticed the beautiful diamond earrings my husband had just givem me. Those must be real diamonds, she said.

"Yes, they are, " I was thrilled she'd noticed. "How could you tell?" "Because, " she said, "no one buys fake diamonds that small."

 

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