A Navy chief and an Admiral are sitting in a Barbershop They have both just finished having a shave, and the barber reaches for some aftershave.

"Hey! Don't put that stuff on me!" the Admiral shouts. "My wife will think I've been in a brothel!" The chief turns to his barber and says: "Go ahead and put it on.

My wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."