One day a gay guy was jogging through the park. He noticed a wino passed out on a park bench and thought to himself, "Ah, what the hell" He went over, dropped the wino's pants and gave it to him up the dumper. Feeling a bit guilty he took 10.00 from his purse and put it in the wino's pocket. When the wino awoke he reached in his pocket found the 10 bill and went straight to the liquor store and asked the clerk for his most expensive bottle of wine. Next day the shirt-lifter was jogging through park again. Sure enough he saw the same old wino passed out on the park bench. So the once again he dropped the wino's pants, did him up the bum and then put another 10.00 in the wino's pocket. The wino woke up, found another 10.00 and went straight to the liquor store, and told the clerk, "I want your best bottle of wine." Come the 3rd day, the fairy is jogging through the park sees the same old wino passed out. So he drops the wino's pants and gives it to him up the stink hole yet again. When he goes to get 10.00 out of his pocket, he finds out he only has a 20.00. So he gives the wino the 20.00. The wino wakes up, finds the 20.00, goes right to the liquor store, and tells the clerk that he wants the cheapest bottle of wine. The clerk says, "Wait a minute.

Two days in a row you come in here with 10.00, and want my most expensive bottle of wine.Today, you have 20.00 and want the cheapest. What gives?" The wino replies, "Yeah, well, that expensive stuff is making my ass burn."