Three cowboys Tom, Bob and Zeke sat up late in the Arizona night around a campfire, bragging about who was the toughest of the group. "I'm the toughest", said Tom. "Last week a rattlesnake tried to bite me, and I picked him up and bit his head clean off, then cooked him for dinner.

"That's nothing, " said Bob. "Two days ago a bull burst out of the herd, and with my bare hands I wrestled him to the ground. Old Zeke said nothing, crouched quietly by the campfire, stirring the coals with his c**k.