A guy is feeling horny, so he goes to the local whorehouse. Upon entering, he is greeted by the madam. "Hello and welcome. What can we do for you tonight?", she inquires.

"Well, I'm really horny, but all I wanna spend is 10." The madam says she has just the girl for him and takes him to a room. In walks an old decrepid looking woman who has clearly been in the business for far too long. The guy is so horny that he doesn't really care about the woman's looks and starts at it.

After about 5 minutes, he gives up and starts to leave. The old hooker asks him what's wrong. "I can't do it", says the guy, "you're just too dry down there for me to enjoy myself." The old hooker tells him to wait. She leaves the room and comes back five minutes later.

He starts again and finds that her p***y is now velvety smooth and just right.

Upon finishing, he asks her, "Wow, that was great. What did you do?" The old hooker responds, "Oh. I just picked a few scabs and let the pus run. "