One night there were this boy and girl on their way home from prom. The boy was driving along when all of a sudden the girl looked at him and said "I want to have sex." So the boy pulls over the car, gets out his condom and they do their thing. When they were finished he threw the condom out the window. A few seconds later the girl looks at him and says "I want to have sex again." He looks at her and says back, "Well that was my last condom." She then said to him, "Well let's turn around and go back and get it.
" So the boy turned the car around.
When they got to the spot where he threw it out the window, there was a little boy sitting there twirling it on the end of a stick. The boy tells him, "I will give you five dollars for what you have twirling on the end of that stick." So the little boy gives it to him and gets the five dollars. When the little boy gets home, he runs up to his father and tells him, "Daddy, Daddy, guess what.
I got five dollars for a jelly roll, but I sured fooled them cause I ate all the jelly out of it." LOL-Ha Ha Got cha! Hope you liked the story.
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