Two martians flew their spaceship to Earth and landed next to a gas station at night. They came out of their spaceship and walked up to a gas pump.The first martian looked at the gas pump and said, "Earthling, take me to your leader." The gas pump, of course, just sat there. The martian thought the gas pump didn't hear him, so he said a little louder, "Earthling, take me to your leader." The gas pump, of course, just sat there.

Now the martian thought he was being ignored and was starting to get angry."Earthling, I SAID TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!" shouted the martian, and his friend told him, "Man, you better leave this guy alone. He's gonna kick our asses." The first martian turns back to the gas pump and says, "Last chance, Earthling. Take me to your leader or I'm gonna shoot you with my raygun.

" And the martian's friend tells him, "Man, I'm telling you, you better leave this guy alone. He's gonna kick our asses in a major way!" The gas pump, of course, just sat there through all this. So the martian pulls out his raygun and shoots the gas pump..... After the blast, when the martians wake up, the first martian looks at the second martian and says"How did you know he was such a bad MF?" The second martian replies, "Anybody, and I mean ANYBODY that can wrap his d**k around his waist 3 times AND STICK IT IN HIS EAR IS A BAAAAAAAAD MF!"