A guy walks into a bar, there is a big jar sitting on the bar half full of money. The guy asks the bar tender what the jar is for. The bar tender replies "well you put 5 in the jar, go to the back room and if you make the horse laugh you get the jar full of money". So the guy has a few drinks and by the time he puts his 5 in the jar, the jar is pretty much full. Then he goes in the back room, is back there for 2-3 min, he comes out and the horse is laughing. The guy retrieves his jar and walks out the door. Guy comes back a week later, and askes the bar tender what the jar is for this week. Bar tender replies "last week it was to make the horse laugh, but this week it is to make the horse cry". The guy sits down has a few drinks and puts his 5 in the jar. He goes to the back room, is back there for 2-3 min and comes out. The horse is crying.

Guy grabs his jar and gets ready to walk out the door and the bar tender stops him, and asks "howd you do it? last week you made the horse laugh, the week you made the horse cry". The guy replies " last week i told him my d**k was bigger than his, and this week i showed him".