The Dance

A shy young man goes to a local dance. He spends the evening looking around for a girl who he feels wont turn him down when he asks her to dance. He sees this pretty girl in a wheel chair so plucks up the courage to ask her for a dance. But how she says, its ok i'll spin u and twirl u in the chair on the dance floor.

They have a great time and as the evening wears on he asks can he leave her home and she agrees. When they are nearing her home she offers to have sex with him, how will we manage he asks. Just lift me out of the chair and place me across the railings and f**k me from behind. He does and the sex was fantastic. He then puts back in the chair and brings her home. He Father answers the door and invites him in for a drink, he accepts the invitation reluctantly. After a few beers her father offers to make him supper. During supper he starts to feel guilty and confesses to having sex with his daughter.

Thats ok her father says, most nights i have to take her off the railings myself.

 

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