" Super-sex"

SUPER-SEX A LADY WAS VERY DISSATISFIED WITH HER SEX LIFE WITH HER HUSBAND SO SHE ASKED HER BEST FRIEND FOR ADVICE.

" MY RALPHIE AND I HAD THAT PROBLEM A WHILE AGO AND BOY DID I FIND A SOLUTION.

WELL, YOU KNOW HOW HE LIKES HIS WRESTLING SO I CAME UP WITH A LITTLE ROLE- PLAYING IDEA. I WENT TO THE COSTUME RENTAL PLACE AND RENTED A LADY WRESTLER COSTUME.THAT NIGHT I PUT THE COSTUME ON, AND I TELL YOU HE WAS ALL OVER ME! I HAV- EN'T HAD LOVIN' LIKE THAT SINCE WE STARTED DATING.SO NOW WHEN I WANT A LITTLE SOMETHING SPECIAL I GO GET THAT COSTUME AND UNPLUG THE PHONE". SO THE LADY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS AND DECIDED TO DO IT.ONLY PROBLEM WAS HER HANK WASN'T INTO WWF. BUT HE DID WATCH EVERY RERUN OF "WONDER WOMAN"HE COULD.SO SHE RENTED THAT COSTUME AND BROUGHT IT HOME.

UPON ARRI- VAL THERE SHE FOUND HIM IN FRONT OF THE TV AND AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT, WATCHING WONDER WOMAN.SHE DECIDED NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT AND WENT TO PUT THE COSTUME ON. WHEN SHE FINISHED HE WAS STILL WATCHING THE TV SO SHE JUMPED BETWEEN HIM AND THE TV AND HOLLERED "ARE YOU READY FOR SOME SUP-ERRRR SEXXXXX?" AND HE REPLIED"I'LL TAKE THE SOUP.

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