A young farmer, who was venturing into the world of sex for the first time, sent for an advertised item he saw in a sex magazine called a squish maker. It dually arrived, wrapped in a brown paper parcel.When he unwrapped it, he found, what looked like a black box, but he couldnt see how to open it.Then he thought he would take it to his friends house on the other side of the woods, He would know what it was.So he got his bike out, and carefully cycled along the path through the wood, because there was a deep bog on one side.

but suddenly the bike slipped, the black box flew out the basket on the front, went straight into the bog and sank out of sight, with a loud SQUISH.