An old lady pops into a sex shop and starts wondering around the shop looking over the items.

Not sure if the old lady has come to the right shop the clerk asks her if he can help. Well, I lost my husband recently and I miss our weekly sex said the old lady. I was wondering if I could find a suitable substitute. Well, youve come to the right place madam said the clerk. What youre looking for is a dildo let me show you a few.

The clerk them proceeds to show the old lady a couple of dildos to hand. Seeing that she was a little bemused by the ones he had picked up he suggests to look for the right size herself.

We have hundreds in the shop and theyre all for sale, let me know which one you like and Ill wrap it up for you. The clerk then leaves her to look around the shop again while he serves a new customer. Once finished he asks the old lady which one she had chosen. Well, theyre all very nice but I want that big tartan one at the back. Looking round the clerk states, Im sorry madam I cant let you have that. Upon hearing this, the old lady gets a bit annoyed with the clerk. You said any one in the shop, now why cant I have that one. Well madam that is my thermos!