My D**k Is So Big My d**k is so big, its a tight fit when I'm bangin' your loose momma! My d**k is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.

My d**k is so big, I went to The Viper Room and My d**k got right in.

I had to stand and argue with the doorman. My d**k is so big, I have to call it Mr. D**k in front of company.

My d**k is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls. My d**k is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school. My d**k has an elevator and a lobby. My d**k has better credit than I do. My d**k is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum. My d**k is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup.

It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My D**k.