My D**k is so big, right now it's in the other room making us drinks.

My D**k is so big, it has it's own d**k, and even my d**k's d**k is bigger than yours. My D**k is the walrus, koo koo kajoob.

My D**k is so big, I'M it's bitch.

My D**k is so big, U.S. West nailed some fiber optic lines at the top, and I didn't feel it until the next Thursday.

My D**k is so big, when I get a boner, ... it affects the tides.

My D**k is so big, the head has only seen the balls in pictures.

My D**k is so big, NASA has launched space probes to find the end. My D**k is so big, I could wear it as a tie, but I'm too afraid of getting a hard on and choking myself. My D**k is so big, it won't return Speilbergs phonecalls. My D**k is so big, movie theatre popcorn now comes in "small", "medium", "large", and "my d**k" My D**k is so big, there's a shoe called "AIR my d**k" My D**k is so big, I finally figured out a good use for a woman with a big mouth.

My d**k is so big, you're standing on it. My d**k is so big, I need a blood transfusion to get fully erect. My d**k is so big, I was standing in Nebraska, and got a b**w *** in Alabama.

My d**k is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of clydesdales to jack me off.