A king has 3 sons gives each a duck and says whoever gets best return for duck will be next king, son 1 gets 15 for his duck son 2 gets 20 for his duck, son 3 says i went to forest and a rare beauty says she will make love for the duck np she liked it so much says if i do her again she will give duck back np on way out i tripped by the road and the duck got mashed by a truck seeing me so upset trucker gave 30 for the duck so i guess you could say i got a f**k for a duck a duck for a f**k and 30 for a f**ked up duck.

who do you think won