Ok ok, so there is this guy right? he reaaallly wants to f**k this girl, so she finally agrees, but she says you better lick my p***y good first before you even get a chance to hit it.. So hes like, fine, ive done this before, so he dives down there like mister man. Hes licking and sucking for a minute and out of nowhere he gets a pea in his mouth..

He thinks, hmm, thats f**king wierd, oh well im gonna f**k this bitch, so he keeps on going to town on her p***y when he realizes hes chewing on a carrot!? hes like what the f**k! But, as you know, p***y is p***y. so he keeps in chugging along until he finds a f**king potato in his mouth. At this point hes pretty questionable about f**king this girl so he rises up from out of the covers and says "what the f**k is wrong with you, are you sick??!? she replies "No, but the last guy was..."