Two boys ages 6amp8 were preparing for their day. The 8 yr old looks at the 6yr old and says " I think were old enough to cuss, so when we go down for breakfast you say ass and Im gonna say f**king.

" They go downstairs and mom asks" What would you like for breakfast?" Some f**king Cheerios says the 8 yr old. She spanks him and sends him to his room. She then looks at the 6yr old and asks him what he wants for breakfast. " I dont know he says, but you bet your ass it wont be Cheerios"