A Jamaican who travelled extensively decided to take his girlfriend on one of his trips to Miami. She was always complaining that he didnt spend enough time at home. Unfortunately, she spoke and understood very little English.

While there he decided to go for a drive to show her around the city. Soon a cop stopped him for speeding. Cop heavy accent: Did you know you were doing 60 in a 50mph zone. Jamaican male: Sorry officer Woman: Whe im seh? What did he say Man Him seh me a speed Cop: License and registration please Woman: Whe im seh? Male: im want me papers Cop: So your Jamaican? Woman: Whe im seh? Man sighs heavily. Cop: I was in Jmaica recently, had me some of the worst p***y ever. I would never f**k another jamaican girl. It wsa horrible. Woman: Whe im seh? Man clearly upset: Woman im seh im know yuh! He says he knows you