A travling salesmen went to an old ba one day and say a horse crying with a bucket of money next to him he then asked the bar keep " whats up with the horse" the bar keep responded " ya put a dollar in the bucket and try to make him laugh" the sales men though i 'll try it and put in a dollar and wispered in the horses ear.

the horse stared laughing, so the man took the money and left. on his way out of town he stoped by the same bar and the horse was still laughing with another bucket of money " hes still laughing if ya get him to stop ya get the money" said the bar keep " well ok can i take him out side?" asked the sales men and the bar keep agreed and once they came back the horse was in tears " what did ya do to my horse asked the barkeep " well to make him laugh i told him my c**k was bigger than his to make him cry i took him outside and proved it"