This old couple had saved and saved and finaly had enought to take a cruise. Being so excided the wife forgot her hearing aid.

Her husband said come on honey it's to late to go back and get it lets just go and have fun. They have a beautiful day. Upon going to their room they find bunk beds.

Seeing this he says honey up or down. With this she grabs him and they have fantastic sex. The next day they have another fun day. Going back to their room again he says honey up or down. Again she grabs him and again fantastic sex. Well every day is beautiful and the nights are even better.

Finaly the trip is over and they go home. Upon getting home she puts her hearing aid in. That night he thinks, ever night I said up or down and it was a fantastic night.

So going to bed he says honey up or down. She looks surprised and says what.

He repeats up or down.. She says what are talking about? He replies, ever night on the cruise I said up or down and we had fantastic sex. To that she said I THOUGHT YOU SAID F**K OR DROWN.