Adam and eve are in the garden of eden, and eve decides to take a bite of the apple. as she does so, god appears in a right rage, thundering and lightning and stuff, and it's really scary.

eve is so terrified that she runs off, and heads down to the beach and into the sea. 'oh, f**k it, ' god says, upon seeing eve in the sea. 'that's done it.

' 'what?' says adam, puzzled. 'eve in the sea, ' god says. 'now we'll never get the smell outta them fish.'