MAN WHO RUNS BEHIND CAR GET EXHAUSTED .. MAN WITH ONE CHOPSTICKGOES HUNGRY.. MAN WHO SCRATCH ASS SHOULD NOT BITE FINGERNAILS..

WAR DOES NOT DETERMINE WHO IS RIGHT , WAR DTERMINE WHO IS LEFT...

WIFE WHO PUT HUSBAND IN DOGHOUSE SOON FIND HIM IN A CAT HOUSE .. MAN WHO FIGH WITH WIFE ALL DAY GET NO PIECE TONIGHT.. IT TAKE MANY NAILS TO BUILD CRIB BUT ONE SCREW TO FILL IT .. MAN WHO FISHES IN OTHER MAN'S WELL OFTEN CATCHES CRABS..

CROWDED ELEVATOR SMELL DIFFERENT TO MIDGET ...

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