Man was sitting in a bar when his friend come in. "WOW I have just had the wildest sex ever!!! This woman did things to me I have never had done" Good for you the other man said. SHe is silly drunk and still in the back of my car so if you want you could sneak in and get what ever you want!! So the first man goes out to the parking lot and climbs in the back of the car. Sure enough the woman starts going at it with him, and they are going wild when all ofa sudden there is a bright light and a policeman yelling "What do you two think you are doing?" Thats ok officer, its just me and my wife" he says.

"Oops sorry about that folks, " the officer said " I didn't know". "Neither did I until you put the light on" said the man.