Policemen hear someone shouting when they are on patrol one night and go to investigate. They find a man standing in the middle of the street, very drunk and screaming.

"what is your problem, Sir", asks one of the officers. "someone, hic... , stole my car", the man replies. "Where was your car, Sir" asked the officer. "Here, at the end of my, hic ...

, key" said the man as he waves a key in his hand. At this point, the officer notices the man's zip is open and his d**k is out, so he says "Sir, please put your d**k back in your pants, otherwise I'll have to arrest you for indecent exposure" The man looks down and screams, "Shit, hic ...., they also stole my girlfriend"