If you work too hard there is never any time for her.

If you don't work enough, you're a good for nothing bum. If she has a boring, repetitive job with low pay this is exploitation.

If you have a boring, repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harrasment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor. If you workout to try and keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're thoughtless. If your proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If your not, you're not ambitious. If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else.