A American is having breakfast one morning coffee, croissant, bread, butter and jam when a Ausi man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Ausi who, nevertheless, starts a conversation: Ausi: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"American: in a bad mood: "Of course."Ausi: after blowing a huge bubble "We don't. In Australia, we only eatwhat's inside. The crusts, we collect in a container, recycle it, transformthem into croissants and sell them to the Americans."The Ausi has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence.The Ausi persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"The American: "Of course."Ausi: cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling.

"We don't. InAustralia we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds,and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sellthe jam to the Americans.

"The American then asks: "Do you have sex in Australia?"Ausi: "Why of course we do", the Ausi says with a big smirk.American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"Ausi: "We throw them away, of course.

"Jamaican: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them,melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Australia."