Blushing Bride

Upon arrival at their hotel, the groom wants to make sure that his blushing bride gets off to a good start. So he very slowly undresses her, kissing and fondling her breasts and p***y until she's thoroughly excited. He then unzips his trousers and pulls out his unit. "My dear," he asks, "Do you know what this is?" The lovely bride giggles and says, "Yes husband, that's a wee-wee!" Shaking his head with a smile, the groom scolds her, "You're a woman now, dear. You must learn to speak like one. This, my love, is a c**k!" The young lady smiles and shakes her head knowingly, "Darling," she replies, "I've seen plenty of c**ks, and that is definitely a wee-wee!"

 

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