A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little as now she stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself asking him how she looks. One day fresh out of the shower, she was yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts were to small.

Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with the suggestion, "If you want your breasts to grow then everyday get a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts a few seconds." Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, standing in front of the mirror rubbing it between her breasts "How long with this take?" she asks "Oh they'll grow larger over a period of years" he replied.

The wife stops. "why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will help them grow over a period of years?" The husband shrugs, "It worked for your ass didn't it?" Not mine but I thought it was funny