Little Johnny was sitting in his classroom when his teacher asks what sounds animals make. First the teacher asks, "what sound does a cow make?" Susie raises her hand and says moo. "Good job susie" says the teacher. Then she asks what sound does a duck make? Billy raises his hand and says quack.

Next the teacher asks what sound a pig makes.

Little Johnny raises his hand and says, " Get your black ass out the car, put your hands above your head, and spread your legs!"