A 92-year-old man moved into a retirement home where he immediately met a 90 year old woman. They hit it off right away. After a few weeks of spending time together, the man said, You know, were past our sexual years, so I wonder if it would be okay for you to just hold my p***s in your hand. The woman seemed surprised, but said, Well, I guess it wouldnt do any harm to just hold it. So, for the next few weeks, they could always be found on a park bench near a lake, the lady holding the mans p***s in her hand. One day the old man didnt show up.

Beginning to worry, the lady set out in search of him. A few blocks away, sitting on another park bench was the old manwith another woman. The first old lady approached the couple and saw the other woman holding the mans p***s in her hand. She became very upset and yelled to the man, I thought we had something special. Now, I find you with another woman, and shes holding your p***s in her hand. What does she have that I dont have??? The old man looked up, smiled, and saidParkinsons.