A guy goes to a brothel in Nevada where it's legal. He asks the madam, "How much for a woman?" "Fifty bucks" she tells him. "That's okay" the guy says, "but I'm a very strong union man. Is this a union house?" The madam shakes her head and looks at him as though he's crazy, so he leaves and goes down the road. In the second house, the madam tells the guy that to spend time with a girl it'll cost seventy five bucks. Once again he goes through the union stuff, and the madam tells him "no ", so he asks if she can recommend a union house. She thinks for a moment and gives him an address down the road.

As soon as he's out the door, she calls the other madam and warns her about the union guy who's on his way! The guy gets to the third establishment and asks the price. "Two hundred fifty bucks" the madam tells him. The guy screams, saying that the other houses were only charging fifty and seventy five bucks. "Yes sir" the madam replies, "but you have to understand that this is a union house. Our girls get health, dental, and retirement plans." The guy grumbles, but what can he do? He forks over two hundred and fifty bucks then looks over at a gorgeous blonde and says, "I'll take her!" "Oh no sir" say's the madam, "that's your girl over there." She points to the corner where a five foot 400 pound butterball with coke bottle glasses and warts is sitting. The guy yells, "What are you talking about? I gave you two hundred and fifty bucks and I want the stacked blonde!" The madam replies, "But sir, this is a union house and we observe seniority!"