A doctor performed literally thousands of circumcisions over the years, and he had developed a rather bizzare habit of saving all the foreskins he removed in a huge jar in his office. Upon his retirement, the nurses in his office thought it may be a novel idea to have something "made" from all those discarded foreskins for him, as a unique way of commemorating his passion for the job.

His top nurse took the jar of foreskins to a leathersmith, expaining that they wanted them made into something useful to give as a retirement gift. The leathersmith said he'd see what he could do, and she should come back in two weeks. Two weeks later, the nurse returned to the leathersmith's shop, where he presented her with a wallet made from the foreskins. "That's it?" she asked, "There were literally thousands of foreskins in there, and this is all you could make?" The leathersmith looked at the nurse, noticed she was very well built, and said, "Ma'am, you'll have to indulge me here, but if you want to see what I was REALLY able to make out of those foreskins, I'll have to ask you to remove your blouse." The nurse was taken aback, but the retirement party was coming up in a couple days, so she saw no other option, so she removed her blouse. "Now, " he said, admiring her 42DDs, "you'll need to remove your bra." Clearly annoyed, yet motivated by her desire to make her boss' retirement party a success, she removed her bra. ""Now, rub the wallet all over your breasts, " he said, and the nurse complied. In a matter of seconds, the wallet grew into a luggage set.