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LOL Sorry folks, right joke wrong punchline! here's how it should be..

embaressed grin Frank was enjoying his retirement at sunnyoaks nursing home, at 91 yrs old, he had enjoyed his entire life. He was sitting in the garden, enjoying the spring sunshine with his good friend 87 yr old Mary. Mary turns to him and asks, "Frank?" "is there one thing in particular you miss about your youth" He pondered for a moment.."Sure, Mary, I miss the feeling of having my c**k held by a womans hand in the warm spring sunshine" "Well, I can help with that" She smiled as she unzipped him and took his old todger in her hand. "Oh Mary, my sweet, thankyou, that brings back such fond memories" Excited by the previous encounter, the next day Mary hurries to meet Frank on his favourite bench in the garden. Getting closer she notices that Frank is sitting with Sandra, a fellow resident, and to her horror she sees that she is now holding Franks c**k. She backs off and confronts him later that morning. "Frank! I saw you earlier with that hussy Sandra, what does she have, that I don't, huh?" "Parkinsons" says Frank with a smile

 

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