Cattle Joke

A man takes his wife to a cattle stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and the sign stated: This bull mated 50 times last year. The wife turns to her husband and says: He mated 50 times last year.

You could learn from him. They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: This bull mated 65 times last year.

The wife turns to her husband and says: This bull mated 65 times last year.

That's over 5 times a month.

You could learn from him also. They proceed to the last bull and his sign stated: This bull mated 365 times last year. The wife says: Wow, he mated 365 times last year.

That's once a day. You could really learn from him. The husband turns to his wife and says: Go up and ask if it was 365 times with the same cow.

 

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