Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation.

They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc. and finally gets around to their sex lives. Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no big adventure, how's yours?" Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into SampM." Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go for that.

" "Oh, sure, " says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate." One day Mom was cleaning junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage SM magazine. This was highly upsetting for her.

She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.

He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.

She finally asked him, " Well what should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him." Q: What's the difference between Sensuous and Kinky? A: Sensuous they use the feather, Kinky they use the whole chicken. The Millers were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Miller made it clear he was in a big hurry. "No expensive extras, Doctor, " he ordered. "No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with." "I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you, " said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?" Mr.

Miller turned to his wife: "Show him your tooth, Honey.

" Warning - A really bad riddle: Q: Why did the submissive cross the road? A: Because her Master told her to. Q: What do you call a gay hairy 300 pound German rubber fetishist? A: A Gummi Bear. Q: How do you stop a submissiveslave from blinking? A: Unplug them. True Masochist to a True Sadist: Hurt me. True Sadist to a True Masochist: No.

You know you are kinky when ... ...

You hear about a Bridal Fashion Show to be held in your town, and you think, "Cool! I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!" ... Your entire Music collection consists of music you can Scene to. ... You give a new song a rating of 65...it's got a good beat and you can squirm to it. ..

You start to salivate and get aroused as you pass the local candle factory. ... You always smell like Yankee Candle's Scent-Of-The-Month. ...

Canning season gets you really excited. .. You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you think to yourself, "Gee, some people are BLATANT about being out. YKIOKIJNMK" ... You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you stop to see if the poor Domme needs a PERSON to cane. .. Citibank calls you because someone used your credit card to make a huge purchase at a tack shop in another state, and they know that you live in a metropolitan area and don't own a horse. ... You make your vacation destination decisions based on that area's Assault and Battery, Consent, and Sexual Deviance laws. ... Your Avon Representative politely informs you that the company has no plans to make that Eau de Leather scent you have been pestering them about. ... Your idea of Fantasy Island looks far more like "Exit to Eden" than anything they showed on TV. ... They know you by name, size, and favorite colors at four local leather shops. .. You need an 18-wheeler to haul all your toys to a party. ... Your son's Boy Scout Troop thinks you are way cool because you helped them earn their merit badge for knot tying.