THIS IS JEFF FOXWORTHY'S IDEA ABOUT A TRUE MINNESOTAN 1. " VACATION" MEANS GOING NORTH OR SOUTH OF 35W FOR THE WEEKEND 2. YOU MEASURE DISTANCE IN HOURS 3.

YOU KNOW SEVERAL PEOPLE WHO HAVE HIT A DEER MORE THAN ONCE 4.

YOU OFTEN SWITCH HEAT TO AC IN THE SAME DAY AND BACK AGAIN 5.

YOU CAN DRIVE 65 THROUGH 2 FEET OF SNOW DURING A RAGING BLIZZARD WITHOUT FLINCHING 6. YOU SEE PEOPLE WEARING CAMOUFLAGE AT SOCIAL EVENTS INCLUDING WEDDINGS 7. YOU INSTALL SECURITY LIGHTS ON YOUR HOUSE AND GARAGE AND LEAVE BOTH UNLOCKED. 8. YOU CARRY JUMPER CABLES IN YOUR CAR AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND KNOWS HOW TO USE THEM 9. YOUR DESIGN YOUR KIDS HALLOWEEN COSTUME TO FIT OVER A SNOW SUIT 10. DRIVING IS BETTER IN THE WINTER BECAUSE THE POTHOLES ARE FILLED WITH SNOW 11. YOU KNOW ALL 5 SEASONS: ALMOST WINTER, WINTER, STILL WINTER, ROAD CONSTRUCTION, & DAMN HOT 12. YOUR IDEA OF CREATIVE LANDSCAPING IS A STATUE OF A DEER NEXT TO YOUR BLUE SPRUCE 13.

YOU WERE UNAWARE THAT THERE IS A LEGAL DRINKING AGE 14. DOWN SOUTH TO YOU MEANS MISSOURI 15.

A BRAT IS SOMETHING YOU EAT 16.

YOUR NEIGHBOR THROWS A PARTY TO CELEBRATE HIS NEW POLE SHED 17. MOST DIRECTIONS START WITH "UP NORTH BY THE LAKE" 18. YOUR 4TH OF JULY PICNIC WAS MOVED INDOORS BECAUSE YOUR FIRE WORKS MELTED 19. YOU HAVE MORE MILES ON YOUR SNOWBLOWER THAN YOUR CAR 20. YOU FIND 0 DEGREES A "LITTLE CHILLY"