Two nuns, Siter Catherine & Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in their car.They get to Trasnsylvania and are stopped at traffic lights.

Suddenly out of nowhere.a tiny little vampire jumps on to the hood of the car and hissess at them."Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine."What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on, that should get rid of him, "says Sister Helen Sister Catherine switches them on knocking the vampire about, but he still clings onand continues to hiss at the nuns. "What shall i do now?" shouts Sister Catherine "Switch on the windscreen washer, i filled it with holy water at the Vatican, " says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and contiues hissing at the nuns. "Now what "? shouts Sister Catherine "Show him your cross, " says Sister Helen "Now you're talking, " says Sister Catherine. She then opens the window ans shouts, "Get the fk of my car you little bampampd.

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