A lawyer was reading the will of a rich man: "To my loving wife, Rose, who stood by me in the rough times as well as the smooth, I leave the house and 2 million. "To my daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in illness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and 1 million.

"And to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought I would not remember him in my will -- you were wrong.

Hello, Dan!"